{"id":1214,"date":"2024-01-11T13:59:20","date_gmt":"2024-01-11T12:59:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/pierre-yves-nedelec.fr\/?page_id=1214"},"modified":"2026-02-07T16:47:35","modified_gmt":"2026-02-07T15:47:35","slug":"textes-droles-et-parodies","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/pierre-yves-nedelec.fr\/?page_id=1214","title":{"rendered":"Textes dr\u00f4les et parodies"},"content":{"rendered":"\t\t
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Textes dr\u00f4les et parodies<\/h1>\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t
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De tout un peu n'importe quoi<\/h2>\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t
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Improbable recueil d'\u00e9lucubrations vari\u00e9es<\/h2>\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t
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Pourquoi improbable ? Parce qu’il n’y a de lien logique, entre les textes de ce recueil de textes dr\u00f4les et de parodies, que l’envie de faire rire en refusant de se soumettre \u00e0 quelque r\u00e8gle que ce soit. Pourquoi \u00e9lucubrations ? Parce qu’il est difficile de trouver substantif plus ad\u00e9quat pour qualifier les diff\u00e9rents textes que regroupe ce recueil. Ce livre est \u00e0 consommer comme un tr\u00e8s bon whisky, \u00e0 petites doses, sous peine d’attraper mal \u00e0 la t\u00eate.<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t

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Les diff\u00e9rentes cat\u00e9gories de textes dr\u00f4les et de parodies<\/h2>\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t
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Les fables \u00e0 moralit\u00e9<\/h3>\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t
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\n\t\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\tRetrouvez ici un article complet sur les fables \u00e0 moralit\u00e9<\/span>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/span>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/a>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t
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Le principe des fables \u00e0 moralit\u00e9 consiste \u00e0 r\u00e9diger un court po\u00e8me qui introduit et explique la derni\u00e8re phrase mise en exergue, et qui en donne la moralit\u00e9, \u00e0 la mani\u00e8re de Jean de la Fontaine. Le probl\u00e8me, c’est qu’apr\u00e8s la Fontaine, j’ai d\u00e9couvert \u00ab\u00a0le trombone illustr\u00e9\u00a0\u00bb du journal Spirou. Ses fables expresses avaient pour moralit\u00e9s les calembours les plus improbables. J’ai repris ce flambeau. En voici un exemple :<\/p>

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ENARCHIE<\/strong><\/p>

Dans un bureau discret, au c\u0153ur d’un minist\u00e8re,<\/p>

D’une \u00e9cole d’Etat fort connue, deux stagiaires<\/p>

S’entrainaient tour \u00e0 tour \u00e0 fabriquer des lois<\/p>

Juste pour emm\u2026nnuyer les gens comme vous et moi.<\/p>

L’un de ces aspirants aux postes fonctionnaires<\/p>

Est une jeune fille d’excellentes mani\u00e8res<\/p>

Qui, rapide et fut\u00e9e, pose \u00e0 son partenaire<\/p>

Un grand nombre de colles, et de petits myst\u00e8res,<\/p>

Qu’il r\u00e9sout tour \u00e0 tour, sans vraie difficult\u00e9,<\/p>

Jusqu’\u00e0 ce qu’il parvienne \u00e0 la TIPP.<\/p>

\u00ab\u00a0Comment g\u00e9rer, mon vieux, la fluctuation<\/p>

Du taux \u00e9volutif de la taxe en question,<\/p>

Index\u00e9, tu le sais, sur le prix du baril,<\/p>

Mais affect\u00e9, bien s\u00fbr, faut pas \u00eatre d\u00e9bile,<\/p>

D’un signe qui inverse la pente de la droite,<\/p>

Afin de garantir l’\u00e9quation ad\u00e9quate ?\u00a0\u00bb<\/p>

Le gar\u00e7on l\u00e0 se tait, il est pris de panique<\/p>

Et c’est avec col\u00e8re qu’\u00e0 la fin il abdique.<\/p>

Moralit\u00e9<\/strong><\/p>

Le gars rage au taux mobile<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t

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Les parodies<\/h3>\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t
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Les parodies en question s’appuient sur un texte connu, po\u00e8me c\u00e9l\u00e8bre ou chanson, et en proposent une relecture amusante. Personne n’est \u00e0 l’abri de se faire ainsi revisiter, de Joachim du Bellay \u00e0 Renaud, en passant par Corneille et Victor Hugo. L’id\u00e9e consiste \u00e0 respecter absolument la forme du texte initial, et \u00e0 se l\u00e2cher compl\u00e8tement sur le fond, comme dans l’exemple qui suit, honteusement pomp\u00e9 sur \u00ab\u00a0le lac\u00a0\u00bb de Lamartine :<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t

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Ainsi, toujours pouss\u00e9 par cet ar\u00e9opage,<\/p>

Dans la consommation, emport\u00e9s sans retour,<\/p>

Ne pourrons-nous jamais sans user de courage<\/p>

Bronzer nus un seul jour ?<\/p>

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\u00d4 lac ! L’\u00e9t\u00e9 appelle sur le bord de ton flot<\/p>

Quantit\u00e9 d’estivants qui r\u00eavent de dorer<\/p>

Aux rayons de Ph\u00e9bus l’ensemble de leur peau<\/p>

Sans se ruiner.<\/p>

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Ce n’est qu’un r\u00eave h\u00e9las ! Et \u00e0 tous en il co\u00fbte<\/p>

Plus que la peau des fesses avant qu’elle soit rougie.<\/p>

La main au portefeuille, il faut, co\u00fbte que co\u00fbte<\/p>

Acheter les produits.<\/p>

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Car tes berges sournoises constituent sans le dire,<\/p>

Gr\u00e2ce \u00e0 l’herbe, gr\u00e2ce \u00e0 l’eau, et gr\u00e2ce \u00e0 la chaleur,<\/p>

L’habitat id\u00e9al d’un peuple de vampires<\/p>

Qui ciblent \u00e0 l’odeur.<\/p>

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\u00d4 taon, suspend ton vol, et vous autres moustiques<\/p>

Suspendez vos assauts.<\/p>

Laissez-nous savourer, sans trop d’antiseptiques,<\/p>

Le soleil sur la peau.<\/p>

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Assez de malheureux, ici-bas, se gratouillent.<\/p>

Laissez les respirer !<\/p>

Qu’enfin ils puissent cesser de se gratter les c\u2026<\/p>

Pour simplement bronzer.<\/p>

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Les ha\u00efkus sont une forme de po\u00e8mes d’origine japonaise. Ils sont compos\u00e9s de trois vers, et de dix-sept pieds (cinq, sept et cinq). J’avoue que je n’ai pas respect\u00e9 le nombre de syllabes, seulement celui des vers. J’y ai ajout\u00e9 ma dimension personnelle, vous vous en doutez bien. C’est que moi, quand j’entends \u00ab\u00a0ha\u00efku\u00a0\u00bb, \u00e7a me d\u00e9mange dans le fondement… Ce qui peut donner ceci :<\/p>

Mauvaise note.<\/strong><\/p>

Retenue.<\/strong><\/p>

Sur la chaise du prof une punaise.<\/strong><\/p>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t

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Ce recueil rassemble encore d’autres types de textes. On trouvera par exemple deux analyses de pi\u00e8ces de th\u00e9\u00e2tre, \u00e0 l’usage des lyc\u00e9ens. On rencontrera \u00e9galement des propositions quant \u00e0 l’origine de certains mots, ou de certaines expressions. Ces textes sont trop longs pour \u00eatre pr\u00e9sent\u00e9s ici, mais ils sont enfant\u00e9s par le m\u00eame cerveau d\u00e9rang\u00e9, et vous garantissent donc de rire tout autant.<\/p>

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O\u00f9 trouver \"De tout un peu n'importe quoi\"<\/a><\/h2>\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t
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Textes dr\u00f4les et parodies De tout un peu n’importe quoi Improbable recueil d’\u00e9lucubrations vari\u00e9es Pourquoi improbable ? Parce qu’il n’y a de lien logique, entre les textes de ce recueil de textes dr\u00f4les et de parodies, que l’envie de faire rire en refusant de se soumettre \u00e0 quelque r\u00e8gle que ce soit. Pourquoi \u00e9lucubrations ? 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